COMMENTARY
December 1, 2000

NOT TO WORRY, WE DON'T NEED A PRESIDENT
We've tried desperately to restrain our penned up thoughts and for a month we have maintained such self-control, but enough is enough.
Let us share our "dangerous" revelations regarding the two current United States Presidential hopefuls.
Both Al Gore and George
Bush want to be President and both claim to be qualified for the job. Whoever eventually becomes the "boss" will represent and speak for all the people of the greatest power on earth, but neither of them, by their own acts and omissions,
are qualified to represent or speak for themselves in even a Court of law. They both must have lawyers do research, prepare legal briefs and make verbal arguments for them before the Courts in effort to win the most coveted prize either of them could ever hope to attain in a lifetime.
Two college degreed bumpkins and America is going to get stuck with one of them who can't even speak for himself. And if you counter with "The law is so complicated that it takes a really smart person to understand it", guess what you just discovered?
Further, the President of the U.S. vows to uphold the Constitution, but neither Gore nor Bush can even intelligently discuss
it's contents or meanings, in a Court of law. Perhaps, it should be one
of their lawyers who should be President. God help us!
CALIFORNIA FORGOT TO THINK
Apparently, Gore and Bush don't have any monopoly on ignorance. Recently, the voters of California passed legislation to allow 14 year olds to be tried as adults for serious crimes. Anyone see the problem here?
That's right! Under the 6th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that 14 year old has the absolute right to represent and defend himself in Court. While we might chuckle at the thought of a kid on his skateboard addressing a Judge and Jury,
imagine a whiz kid doing just that and winning an acquittal.
The most significant fact that will have been proven, is that both Gore and
Bush are less competent than a 14 year old, which most of us already know, but imagine the Court actually having cause to take Judicial Notice of such a fact. The California voters have
already acknowledged that any 14 year old is at least as competent as our next leader. God help us!
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
You know all those stories we put up about the LAPD scandal at the Rampart Division in Los Angeles. Remember, about Latinos being brutalized by cops? About Constitutional rights being violated by cops? About
a soccer mom being completely disinterested? Well, guess what? Rampart cops just pulled over a bright shiny SUV and put soccer mom's face into the asphalt, but not before blasting her eyeball into her skull with a beanbag bullet.
She's real interested in Rampart criminal activity NOW and the Latinos are saying, "What are gringo gang members doing on our turf?"
THE LEGEND OF CHARLES MANSON
MUSIC

JIMMY BEAVERS
The movie is almost done and we've put a medley of Jimmy Beaver's 60's sounds up for you to enjoy while cruising this site. Jimmy is a musical wonder who as a child grew up to the sounds of the 60's rebellion. He has recreated those 60's sounds with a 90's flavor in several original songs he made just for "The Legend".
So when you see the real Vietnam and when you hear a real 60's rock concert and when you experience a real anti-war demonstration: